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What The Fuck? |
"Blasphemy is an epithet bestowed by superstition upon common sense." Robert Ingersoll |
Dildos are evil incarnate |
The Supremely Fucked Up Court |
What the fuck is the root cause of this twisted, misguided, unrealistic insistency we have with titling the Supreme Court of The United States of America as a SUPREME fucking court? Supreme in comparison to what? The courts of The Inquisition? The People's court? The fucking Dark Ages? What fucking year is this, anyway? These clowns in dresses, who look more like a Goth-Drag-Queen Halloween Party than a court, if they ever had the slightest grasp on reality, have, evidently, completely gone off the deep fucking end. Oh, no, "separate but equal" was not fucking daft enough, we have a court so supremely fucked up, that it's ambitions, evidently, are to outshine the Jim Crow boys for all times to come. First the SUPREME Pussbuckets came to the lofty conclusion that Newdow has no right to sue in behalf of his own child. Yeah, right! It's only his own flesh and fucking blood. Where the fuck does that heathen piece of shit get off thinking he has any right to sue on behalf of his minor child? These Supremely Chicken-shit Bastards avoided the whole Pledge of Allegiance "Under God" issue with this incredibly nutless move. Is that what a SUPREME court is supposed to do? Is that the best we have? The ultimate fucking authority in this great nation of ours is too fucking nutless to actually make a decision on the issue, so it runs like hell from the issue, and uses an excuse with all the veracity of Bush Sr saying he invaded Iraq to free the Kuwaitis? Supreme Court? It's nothing but a Supreme fucking embarrassment. And now what? Ala-inbred-bama, is, justifiably, righteously, by order of the Supreme Court, allowed to persecute, uh, I mean prosecute, adult, tax paying citizens for what horrid crime against humanity? What unspeakable acts against the peaceful, proud folk of Alabama are the forces of evil now trying to set loose? I know how you feel. You're sitting on the edge of your seat. You're thinking the same thing I am. "What the fuck brand of heinous lawlessness and barbarism has been unleashed on the poor people of Alabama, that was such a huge burden, and such an overt threat to the very fabric of society, that the Supreme Court of The United States of America had to stand up and take notice? What vile and terrible acts were afoot, that forced the hands of the gawd-fearin representatives of The Great State of Alabama to such an extreme degree that they had to fight, tooth and nail, all the way to the Supreme Court of The United States to defend their people? What destructive force of evil is it, that stirs such a clamor from the state courts of Alabama, all the way to the hallowed halls of The Supreme Court? Selling vibrators. WHAT THE FUCK???? Selling VIBRATORS?????????? Granted, Ala-backwards-ass-bama, does have big fucking signs at all the entrances of the state border which clearly state "Welcome to Abalama, please set clocks back fifty years". I'm also proud of the ones that say "we donts needs no evolooshun monkie bidness in Abalama, by God". It reminds me of a story a heathen buddy of mine told me. He said he got arrested in Alabama for smuggling science books. He beat the rap, though, because the prosecutor couldn't prove they were books. How can they compare monkeys to people, anyhow? It's not like a monkey could be an astronaut, or anything. Wait, strike that... It's not like a monkey could be president, or anything. Wait, strike that... ( I know. I just insulted the hell out of all monkey-kind by negatively, and unfairly comparing them to Prezdent Dubya. ) Banning VIBRATORS? You have got to be shittin' me. This law HAD to have been written by a fucking Christard. Fucking HAD TO HAVE BEEN. Well, actually, a Christard with a tiny little dick. The first thing that jumped to mind was a Furious Flaccid Fundy, but now that Viagra is available, even on medical insurance that does not cover birth control, this seems less likely. Nope, it must have been a Short Dicked Man of God. How fucking twisted and sad do you have to be to come up with some un-fucking-believably asinine shit like this and actually make a law out of it? How can you look at yourself in the mirror? "What do I have to be proud of? Why, I'm the one who fought all the way to the Supreme Court of The United States of America to defend the Great State of Alabama from dildos." What a fucking bunch of vapid, microcephalic, twittering, inbred, cousin-fucking nimrods. Oh, and the best fucking part, the BEST fucking part is, the Great State of Alabama burned up tax-payer dollars all the way to the Supreme Court in pursuit of this righteous crusade against solo, female orgasms. Hey, if the bitch isn't allowed to have a vibrator to make her cum, she won't know the difference when you consistently fail to make her scream your name, amen? Amen! You have got to be such a pussified, sorry excuse for a man if you're scared of your woman having a vibrator. Fucking Fundies make me sick. No dildos, no condoms, and no abortions. Get your pregnant, barefoot ass back in the kitchen, where a good Funda-mental-case woman is supposed to be, bitch. Oh, yeah, and Jesus loves you. Do you remember the Supremely Fucked-up Court's decision on The Great State of Texas not only having a law banning gay sex, but actually arresting, trying, and convicting two adult, tax-paying citizens for, GASP, fucking each other in their own fucking home? When these horrible, detestable, sick, twisted, hellbound, homosexual, deviant, GAYS, actually had the audacity to file an appeal, as if they are supposed to have any fucking civil rights, The State of Texas, of course, gave long hours of thought, and in-depth consideration to this law of theirs, which was spawned in the dark ages, and decided, the State of Texas did not, yet, have a fucked up enough reputation. Therefore, it was their god-given duty to protect the pillars of Texas society from the imminent threat of gays fucking within the privacy of their own homes. Yeah, we have Enron, we have Billy-Ray beating the shit out of Thelma-Lou all the time in front of her kids, we have Dubbya, born with a silver spoon up his ass, Yale graduate, tryin to act like a Texan, Bush, we have that crazy fundamentalist cunt drowning all her children in the bathtub so they would not go to hell in the name of the Loving God, we have the Great State of Texas, vehemently attempting to give the death penalty to retards and children. So what is it that Texas desperately needs to be defended against? Two guys fucking each other in their own house. So what was the Supremely Fucked-up Court's decision? They said it was a violation of privacy. WHAT THE FUCK? What a bunch of nutless douchebags. They skirted the issue again, just like they did with the "Under God" whoozit. The real fucking issue is not Privacy. The real issue is an adult, tax-paying, citizen of the United States of America, and therefore, all living, adult human beings, have an innate right to do anything they want to with their own fucking bodies as long as it does not hurt anybody else. How could any fucking right be more intrinsic to freedom than that? Publisher's fucking Clearinghouse can intentionally target their adds to mislead old people into subscribing to magazines so they'll win the Sweepstakes, but selling dildos is illegal. Retarded-assed evangelicals can breed rampantly, while they pray over their sick children instead of taking them to a doctor, but gays adopting children is wrong? Bible thumping fundies can brainwash their children into carrying "God Hates Fags" protest signs at gay funerals, but we must protect America from it's impending doom should we remove "Under God" from the pledge? Heterosexual people can be married as many as seven times in the Great State of Texas, but we need to protect the families of this great country from Homosexuals getting married? Yeah, right! As if the homosexuals could fuck up marriage as bad as most straight people do. Come on, just one more time.... WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK???????? |
HOPE YEN, AP WASHINGTON (Feb. 22) - The Supreme Court declined Tuesday to review the constitutionality of a state law banning the sale of sex toys, rejecting an appeal that said consumers have a right to sexual privacy. Without comment, justices let stand a lower court ruling that said Alabama had a right to police the sale of devices that can be sexually stimulating. The American Civil Liberties Union filed the challenge on behalf of merchants and users seeking to overturn the 1998 state law. They say the Supreme Court's 2003 ruling in Lawrence v. Texas, which decriminalized gay sex on privacy grounds, protects sex toy users from unwarranted state intrusion in their homes. "The sexual devices covered by the statute have many recognized beneficial uses and are used by consenting adults in deeply private acts that are beyond the reach of government regulation," argues the filing on behalf of Sherri Williams, an adult novelty retailer, and seven other women and two men. A divided three-judge panel of the Atlanta-based 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals disagreed. It said in a ruling last July that siding with the sex toy merchants could open the door to the legalization of undesirable sexual behavior such as prostitution. "If the people of Alabama in time decide that prohibition on sex toys is misguided, or ineffective, or just plain silly, they can repeal the law and be finished with the matter," the court said. "On the other hand, if we today craft a new fundamental right by which to invalidate the law, we would be bound to give that right full force and effect in all future cases including, for example, those involving adult incest, prostitution, obscenity, and the like." In a dissent, Circuit Judge Rosemary Barkett said the decision was based on the "erroneous foundation" that private sexual acts can be made a crime in the name of promoting "public morality." The state law bans only the sale of sex toys, not their possession, and it doesn't regulate other items including condoms or virility drugs. Residents also may lawfully purchase sex toys out of state for use in Alabama, or use them if the devices have other recognized medical or therapeutic uses. The case is Williams v. Alabama, 04-849. 02-22-05 13:14 EST From A67Ford@aol.com, heathenness extraordinaire... Thank you for your support for "B.O.B". (Battery Operated Boyfriend) Guess Billy Joe Ray thinks his cousin Sally Sue should be satisfied with him and his brother Bobby Joe Ray. Next thing you know, they'll be making it illegal for women to ride Harley's...hehehe. People need to keep their noses out of other people's crotches...unless they are accomplishing something constructive while it's there. |