The War On Faith - WTF - Smoking Weed Supports Terrorism

What the fuck is up with President Dubbyah and his fucked up "smoking weed is
supporting terrorism" ads? Did even one of these fuckstains read a high school history
book? Have they never fucking heard of Prohibition? Did they miss that part where
Prohibition managed to do nothing except create Al Capone and a vast organized crime
empire in our country?

And what happened when they repealed Prohibition? Did the country sink into a dismal
abyss of alcoholism? Hell no. We prospered, and the criminals were forced to focus their
energy on selling drugs instead of booze. Look, you conservative, brain dead, bible
thumping, "Just Say No" asswipes:

1. Approximately ten percent of humans are genetically predisposed to chemical
dependency.
2. People who are chemically dependent will get high on whatever the hell will make
them high. If they prefer crack, but their ain't none around, they'll drink beer for four
days straight and wake up in a different state going "where's my truck?"
3. Come the fuck on, Cigarettes are as addictive as Heroin, but weed is illegal? What the
fuck is that?
4. If weed was legal, maybe Earl-Ray wouldn't be beating Thelma-Lou's ass in the
parking lot every night behind the "Shithole Honkeytonk and Grill". Their stoned asses
would be at the all night grocery store staring at the cookies and chips trying to satiate
the Munchies Demon.
5. Weed is NOT the fucking gateway drug. Alcohol is, dummy.
6. I've seen people get ninety years for dealing coke, and seven years for murder. Is that
what these fucks consider to be "Justice"? Well if that's justice, I "just say no" to stupid
shit like that.
7. Finally, burning GASOLINE supports terrorism, you microcephalic, barnyard rapists. I
don't see the Dubbyah regime putting "gas cars are evil, electric cars are good" adds on
TV.

Have any of these spittle-lipped fuckflows stopped to consider that the drug policy of
the United States is what CREATED the Cali fucking Cartel? Does it not occur to them
that drugs being illegal is exactly what gave the Columbian criminals the wealth and
power to subvert democracy in Columbia and terrorize a whole country?

But then what should we expect from what is quite possibly the dumbest fucking
president we've ever elected to office? "Dubbyah no like terrorists. Terrorists bad, bad,
evil, bad. Dubbyah smite bad terrorists. Then God happy with Dubbyah. Dubbyah
forgiven for snorting all that evil, bad coke." Jesus H. fucking Christ on a pogo stick.