The War On Faith - WTF - Short But Sweet

Angry Atheists
What the fuck is this "angry atheist" shit I hear all the fucking time? Ever notice that
when some fucking worn out trailer trash former homecoming queen from the Inbred
High School Choir spews some hateful, vile shit like "YUR GOIN 2 HELL 2 BURN 4EVER
CUZ GAWD LUVS U" that this fuckin' Jerry Springer "dumbest guest cunt of the year"
waste of human flesh actually also has the nerve to act shocked that you get pissed at her
for fucking with you? Angry Atheist?

FUCK YOU! If you don't run around vomiting mindless hateful shit like the
Fundamentalist's do every day to every group of people they disagree with, we wouldn't be
so fucking mad at you. Fucking Hitler didn't have any shit as vile to say as Xians do. "Come
believe in this loving god who has ordered his people to commit rape, genocide,
kidnapping, slavery, and murder or our fucking loving god will send you, the child he so
dearly loves, to ETERNAL FUCKING TORMENT." WTF????

Angry Atheist? You bet your ass I'm angry, but I'm only angry when I get openly attacked
day after day and year after year by "loving people" who follow this "loving god" who spew
shit at me which I could never hope to compete with when it comes to anger, hate,
intolerance, and bad will towards mankind. The only fucking reason atheists are so
frequently angry is because Xians are so frequently attacking us while running their
mouths in high gear and their fucking nine-volt brains in low gear. Fuckin' A right I'm
mad, you walking, talking piles of sheep shit. I'm mad because you fucking dolts are so
un-fuckin-believably infuriating.

Profanity
What the fuck is with these god damned sheep and their Borg mentality? "We are the
Christians. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile." I have heard almost as much
mindless fucking shit about cuss words as I have about Geezuz. What the fuck is wrong
with the word "fuck"? "It's obscene!" they bleat. What is more obscene than "God loves you,
so you're going to Hell"? You can not get any more fucking obscene than that. Does it have
the word "fuck" in it? Fuck no. "And the Lord thy God sayeth unto his children 'Thou shalt
goest forth and cut open the bellies of the pregnant women of your enemies, but whilst
thou be deeply layered in the blood of these evil infant enemies of your Loving God, thou
shalt not sayeth fuck or thou shalt surely burneth in hell.' So let it be written, so let it be
bleated." Fuck your Christian morality. There is abso-fucking-lutely no rational reason to
think there is anything wrong with the word fuck. The only reason people believe
profanity is bad is because they've been told a million times since they were two years old
"THATS A DIRTY WORD". If fucking ridiculous. It's time for adults to put down this silly
assed belief the same way they put down that belief in Santa Claus they were raised on.

In God We Trust
What the fuck is up with our currency? Why the fuck does our money say "In God We
Trust"? No good, sorry assed McCarthyism dickheads got this going on the paper money.
It used to say E Pluribus Unum (from many, one) until those commie chasing fucks got a
hold of it. The coins started becoming infected in the 1800's. Fundies are just not happy
unless they're shoving their god down your fucking throat.

Separation of Church and State
What the fuck happened to the first amendment? It says that the government shall pass no
law respecting an establishment of religion, yet in Texas it's illegal to buy liquor on
Sunday. It's ok to drive down to the local bar, drink liquor, and then fucking drive home.
Praise the Lord! Only the fucking fundies could be stupid enough to encourage DWI's in
the name of Jesus. It's also illegal to buy beer and wine before noon on Sunday, when the
rest of the week is 7 am. Do you suppose this is just another example of the endless ways
fundies try to shove their religion down your throat while claiming they are persecuted
every time you manage to stop them from shoving their bible down your throat?
Whoodathunkit? Why is this shit still on the books? What the fuck is this, the United
States of Jesus?

Disney Is Evil
What the fuck is with the Baptists and Disney? Isn't it sad that anyone who claims to find
evil in a Disney animated film can find a plethora of booger eating morons to regurgitate
their twisted delusions as fact to any party so unfortunate as to come within earshot?
What's even more frightening is that most of these cum-bubbles are probably breeding.
How fucking many more shining examples of "Christian Logic" do we need before we drop
this bullshit routine of treating their ideas with respectfulness?

Flat-Earthers
What the fuck is up with these anti-evolutionists? These fucking bible thumping, mindless,
robot, basket cases are running around trying to ban the teaching of evolution in our
public schools. They actually created an anti-information machine that has managed to
get every fundy in the country to bleat "It's only a theory" in stereo. As if this "God" fuck
gave us tailbones as a joke. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled off was to convince
mankind that all those fucking fossils were real.

Evolution is not a theory. It is a fucking fact. That organisms evolve is indisputable. You
may look to any anti-biotic resistant bacteria for proof of that. What these misinformed
square-headed fundy fucks are usually referring to is The Scientific Theory of Evolution
which concerns the origins of life and how life evolved from it's beginnings to our present
day. I believe we should start a campaign to add the term "Scientific" to the title which is
more frequently used, "The Theory of Evolution." The reason being, people just don't
understand what the word theory means in the commonly used title, and the addition of
the adjective, I think, would be helpful. As a friend of mine from TheSingaporeAtheist put
it:

"A theory is a tested and proven hypothesis to explain a fact of nature.. Like the theory of
gravity (To explain the fact that things fall down), theory of relativity (to explain the ...
fuck this is too complicated) etc.
Yeah I know the fundy fucks use the word theory to mean anything that I can come up
with when high on pot... but they're fundy fucks."

Of course I suppose it's fucking possible that the Earth is actually flat, and the sun actually
revolves around the Earth, and the Earth is the center of the universe, but you'd have to be
gullible enough to believe in really stupid shit like the Earth being 6000 years old, talking
snakes, and loving gods that send their children to eternal torment. Oh, the Dinos? God
killed them evil fuckers off with the flood, or Satan planted all those fake fossils.

The only things debated by scientists concerning The Scientific Theory of Evolution are
the exact steps along the way in our evolutionary path. Yet these fucks who believe in a
Loving God that invented Hell would have put Darwin on trial just like they did Galileo if
they thought they could get away with it.

Isn't it bad enough that these worthless cumbubbles are reproducing and poisoning their
own spawn with their beloved ignorance, prejudices, and fairy tales? Why the fuck should
they be allowed to try to defile everyone else's child as well? Some school boards actually
agree with this prehistoric, knuckle-dragging mindset. Separation of church and state,
my ass! There are only two reasons not to dis-believe in evolution. The first reason is lack
of quality information. You may simply know not a damn thing about it, or you simply
may not know enough on the subject to make informed decisions, or you have been
educated on the subject and are full on fucking delusional and incapable of changing your
mind, even in the shadow of the mountain of evidence supporting evolution, while you
stand on the edge of the cavernous, empty pit of your ignorance. You are then simply
subconsciously incapable of dealing with reality, and there is no fucking point in even
talking to you as though you were an adult.

Gay Christians
What the fuck is up with Gay Christians? "Gay Christian" is nothing but a fucking
oxymoron. Can't they see that the bible says they're going to hell just for being gay? How
the fuck can a self respecting homosexual follow a religion touting a "Loving God" when
that religion says that all homos go to hell, go directly to hell, do not pass go, do not
collect $200? Come hang out with the heathens. We wont tell you that you're evil. The vast
majority of atheists that I've ever met have read the bible and we understand what the
scriptures really meant when they said "Jesus loved Peter." It's no wonder that Jesus died
after he was denied Peter three times.

Social Evolution
What the fuck is up with society? Three thousand years ago we had great minds like
Aristotle, Socrates, and Plato. We had democracy, plumbing, huge cities with vast systems
of organization and order. On the other hand we had murderous religious zealots and
assorted other morons who went through life without a single original idea of their own.
They believed any myth they heard and spent their evenings trying to silence or kill
anyone who dared to threaten their fragile protection from reality. Many chased their
dinner with a stick. Here we are three thousand years later.........We Still Have The Same
Fucking Things! Technology has progressed - people have not.

Oh, just in case you don't know what I'm talking about, take a look over at China. Almost
a third of the people in the entire world (1.6 Billion) live in China and the majority of them
are still shitting in their own rice paddies and their world is so small and backwards that
they don't even trust the people in the next village.

How about Africa? Hundreds of millions of people who live in REAL poverty. I'm not
talking about American Poverty, which means you have the fucking indoor plumbing,
carpet, clean running water, a/c, heat, a stove, and a tv. Hundreds of thousands die every
time there's a drought or every time one fucking tribe gets pissed at another fucking tribe.

How about India? Almost a BILLION people and the vast majority live in squalor, with
countless millions starving in the streets as a ton of hamburger walks by on four hooves
that they're not allowed to fucking eat.

The Middle East? The only thing different between Afghanistan now and a thousand years
ago is that they fucking have guns. No, they didn't make them, some evil infidel country or
another had to give/sell them to the fuckwads.

The United States? THE fucking technological, industrial and military powerhouse of the
world? 40% of our citizens actually believe in Astrology.

Women Preachers - Et tu, Barbe?
What the fuck is up with women preachers? Are they all fucking illiterate? Just what
bible is it that they are reading from? Maybe my dumb ass is fucking missing something. I
see these women on TV preaching from something they call a Bible. Now the last time I
checked, a Christian "Female Preacher" is an oxymoron, like "Military Intelligence" or
"Jumbo Shrimp" or "Religious Tolerance" or "Free With Purchase."

What the fuck part of "Let your women be silent in church" (1 Corinthians 14:34) are
these painted whores not understanding? Is the bible somehow irrelevant to these estrogen
overdosed, bible thumping, nail polishers? What fucking part of "It is an abomination for
a woman to speak in church" are they managing to fucking overlook?

On one hypocritical hand they say "God loves you" while on the other manicured hand
they ignore " "Let a woman learn in silence with all submissiveness. I permit no woman to
teach or have authority over men; she is to keep silent. For Adam was formed first, then
Eve; and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor"
(Timothy 2:11). Jesus H. Fucking Christ on a pogo stick. Did they miss that part where the
loving God gives all females pain in childbirth for the transgressions of Eve?

Have some fucking self-respect, woman! The bible says you're nothing but a breeding
machine, and Christians waving and thumping on the bible were the last bastion of
resistance against allowing you to vote. You don't think Eve was blamed for all evil
entering the world by accident, do you? Have you ever heard of Pandora? I don't give a
flying fuck how much lip service you give to feminism and equality. If you are a woman
and a Christian, you are your own fucking worst nightmare and the only thing that makes
me more vomitous than priests is women who aspire to be priests.

Hell, free thinkers rebelling against the "word of god" over the years and dragging the
fundies into modernization is the only reason you're not still property that's bought and
sold from your father to whatever husband your father struck a good deal with.

Killing Abortion Doctors
What the fuck is with these heads-up-their-asses, fundamentalist, Christian-blood-cult
bastards killing abortion doctors? Don't they read their own fucking bibles? The only
shred of evidence that "God" is real comes from this supposedly divinely inspired "Payton
Place" manual. Why is it then that these deluded, self-appointed martyrs don't even bother
to read the damned thing?
The bible clearly states in Romans 13 that our governing authorities exist only by the will
of God and that rebelling against that government or breaking it's laws is a flagrant sin
against God. These flaky, flatulence-filled fucks rail against the laws of the land and
scream that abortion doctors should be killed because "murdering little unborn babies is
wrong".
Hasn't one of these space-case, Christian, bible-thumping, chicken-fuckers read a bible
even once? The bible clearly states that God has killed millions of unborn children and
infants. Numbers 31:17, Hosea 13:16, Joshua 6:21, Deuteronomy 2:33, 2 Kings 15:16, and
2 Kings 2:23 clearly state that God has ordered the killing of infants by sword and
"cutting open the bellies of the pregnant women". Surely if God ordered abortions to be
done with a sword, then doing them in a clinic is cool.
Remember the great flood? Do you think there were no child victims? How do you think
the millions of children alive at the time died? Wake the fuck up! They fucking drowned
by order of God. Who the fuck do these Christians think they are to question God? God
clearly states in his bible that by his will he has killed millions of children, infants and
pre-born children, and that violating the laws of your country is blatantly rebelling
against the divine will and word of God.
Just because these fucks don't like abortion doesn't mean they can lay their actions at
God's feet. God clearly says that they are fucking up. They obviously don't really give a
damn, because they just make shit up as they go along and violate the laws of God, which
were so clearly laid down, as they see fit. They're not martyrs for the cause of God. They're
fucking Satan dressed as a sacrificial lamb. The only thing that gives me the slightest
amount of solace about these abortion doctor killing asswipes is that if the bible really is
true, these walking billboards for birth control will be right beside me in Hell.

Muhammad Ali
OK, on one hand, I see Cassius Clay saying shit about not embracing the god of his
forefather's slave masters and I think that's cool. But on the other hand, he turned around
and embraced what fucking religion? Islam. Come the fuck on, man. As if Islam does not
embrace slavery with every bit of ignorant vehemence that Christianity does.

I try to decide what repulses me more...
1. Female Christian or Female Muslim or Female Jew...
-Or especially fucking stupid, female Mormon, or Female Fundy.
2. Black Christian, or Black Muslim, or Black Jew... Or especially fucking stupid
-Black Mormon or Black Fundy
3. How about "Native American" Christian... Oh, that redefines "disgusting"
4. How about "Mexican Catholics" How lovely that they embrace the church which
slaughtered their forefathers.