The War On Faith - WTF - Say Thank You

What the fuck is up with you Fundy fuckwads packing the pulpits with all this holier
than thou bullshit? Fuck preachers. Preachers love to talk shit about free thinkers. Well,
Mr. Preacher shit stain, I've got a little something for your dumb ass to preach about.

You should fucking thank us. You heard me right, mother fucker, so close your mouth
before you catch flies with that gaping suck of yours. Tell your little herd, too, you
shepherdly sheep fucker. The next fucking time you get down on your knees to kiss your
god's ass on Sunday morning, take the time to send thanks for the godless, heathen,
infidel scum, because we are the only fucking reason you are where you are today. If it
wasn't for us, your stupid asses would be living in a mud hut, shitting in a ditch behind
your house, and drinking from the stream you use to bathe.

The world would still be fucking flat and the woods would still be full of goblins,
demons, and werewolves. Free Thinkers have been on the forefront of positive change
and progress since the dawn of time, and you god fearin' Fundy fucks have always been
not just a heavy burden to bear, but actually a fierce opposition. Have some god damned
common courtesy, and thank your betters for dragging you into the modern world.

All through the ages we have dragged you kicking and screaming from your own
blessed ignorance. From Galileo, to Da Vinci, to Franklin, to Magellan, to Newton, to
Darwin you fought viciously for each and every delusion. It is only because of us that
churches have lightning rods, that men walked on the moon.

The next time you see those fucks in the middle east living in a fucking tent and riding
a god damn camel, you just fucking remember what separation of church and state is
all about and you remember who got you here. You fucking owe us a "Thank You." Say
it, god damn it. Say "Thank You." We deserve it for all the shit we put up with from you
head in the sand dumb mother fuckers.

Say "Thank You," bitch. You're fucking welcome. Now sit down, and shut the fuck up.

"The so-called Christian nations are the most enlightened and progressive...but in spite
of their religion, not because of it. The Church has opposed every innovation and
discovery from the day of Galileo down to our own time, when the use of anesthetic in
childbirth was regarded as a sin because it avoided the biblical curse pronounced
against Eve. And every step in astronomy and geology ever taken has been opposed by
bigotry and superstition. The Greeks surpassed us in artistic culture and in
architecture five hundred years before Christian religion was born."
..........Mark Twain, a Biography

"Has science ever retreated? No! It is Catholicism which has always retreated before
her, and will always be forced to retreat."
..........Emile Zola (1840-1902), French novelist, from Rufus K. Noyes, Views of Religion