The War On Faith - WTF

What the fuck is wrong with politicians? I'll tell ya what's wrong with them. Nothing.
Not a god damned thing. I know. I know! You're quite positive right about now that I've
lost my fucking mind. How the fuck could I say such a thing? I'll tell ya how...

For those of you who have forgotten, or never took, high school Govt 101, allow me to
refresh your fucking alcohol tainted mind on an obscure fact. This country is not a pure
democracy. This is a representative democracy.

Tell me what more accurately represents a populace mostly comprised of mindless,
hypocritical, deluded, full of shit, two faced, insincere, gullible, lazy, apathetic fuckwads
more than your average political waste of human flesh with his designer suit, saccharine
adorations, crocodile tears, Used Car Salesman smile, and speech patterns that are
custom tailored for the five-second sound bite? Nothing. Not a god damned thing.

The average fuck in our society is perfectly represented by the average politician, and
he fucking gets everything he deserves. Each time an incompetent fuck like Bushling
Dubbyah is elected, the average fuck gets the vapid and worthless fuckstain of a "leader"
that they god damned deserve.

You fucks who tow the Democratic Party line like a fundy quoting the King James Bible
can shut the fuck up, too, because Gore was, and is, nothing more than Bushling's twin,
and anybody who blindly regurgitates the Democratic Party platform is no better than
the average bible thumping sheep fucker, so get the fuck off the tip of my dick with
your hypocritical bullshit.

Gore and Bushling were both born with a silver spoon in their mouths. They both used
the influence of their powerful daddies to get themselves out of harm's way during
Vietnam. They both are bible thumping fucks. They both have book burning, nazi cows
for wives. They both are full of shit political animals who accurately represent the
incredible dumbfuckness of the average voting asswipe. Fuck them? No. Fuck those that
believe in them.

What's special about the Bushlings? Their hypocrisy. Did you notice how quick the
"Impeach The Dope Smoking Draft Dodger" bumper stickers all disappeared when
Bushling announced his candidacy? Somehow Clinton smoking ONE fucking joint is
purely evil incarnate to bible thumping fucks everywhere, while Bushling not only was
snorting so much coke that the cost of his habit exceeded the GNP of Guyana, but his
daddy helped him dodge the draft and the war with his little cushy, reservist flying gig,
and he was the first President Of The United States ever elected by any party, much less
the Republican "law and order" party, who had been arrested three fucking times. The
only thing that's more detestable than ignorance is ignorance and hypocrisy worn like a
glittering badge of honor. Fuck these booger eating morons. Fuck every single piece of
walking dog shit who had an "Impeach Clinton" bumper sticker who voted for Bushling's
"three strikes and you're out" ass.

The last time we had politicians worth a fuck was before the invention of the television
and the quotable sound bite. You don't blame a dog for biting, a tornado for twisting,
nor an apple for not falling far from the tree. Don't blame politicians for being an
accurate representation of the majority of the fucks they represent