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What The Fuck? |
"God so loved the world that he made up his mind to damn a large majority of the human race." Robert Ingersoll |
Fundies Don't Know Dick |
Patriotism |
Seriously, now... What the fuck is wrong with these twisted, pitiful fuckin Fundies? This shit ain't from the 1800's! This un-fucking-believably disgusting filth's not from the Scopes trial from the 1920's! No, these repugnant, vile, attacks on freedom and liberty ain't from McCarthy's "godless communist pinko fag" witch hunts in the 1950's. You better pay attention, all you godless, heathen bastards out there in Internetland, because this incredibly fucked up shit is still alive and well. Fuck that, it's flourishing. It gets worse every goddamn year. All of the above listed examples are from the last couple of years, man! What the fuck kind of sorry piece of shit do you have to be to try to remove the checks and balances from our system of government? The Judicial Branch is of Satan, evidently. How fucking disturbed do you have to be to espouse ignoble, loathsome shit like this and then go a step further to try to push these ancient, out-dated, sadistic concepts of morality, born of religion induced delusions of a vengeful, psychotic, blood thirsty abomination they call God, on your fellow man? I know what some of you infidels are thinking. "There ain't that many of these Fundy Fucknuts actually runnin loose, so it ain't really a big deal." Yeah? Lemme tell ya sumpin, bradda, these sonsabitches in the Religious Right are organized, by GAWD. They have a very real goal of "restoring God to the government" and are systematically, intentionally, repeatedly, pushing misinformation, fear, hate, and prejudice through an exceptionally effective and un-fucking-believably huge, grass roots base. Do you remember the hordes of people who lost their fucking minds when the 9th Circuit Court decided the "Under God" section of the Pledge Of Allegiance was unconstitutional? Do you remember all those fuckwit politicos, holding hands, praying to all mighty god, and passing one worthless resolution after another in Congress? They repeat delusional anti-science, anti-freedom, anti-thinking pseudo-scientific rubbish from a million local, television, and radio pulpits, and countless conservative AM radio talk shows. The masses of people in this country who still think evolution is untrue and all bleat in stereo "it's just a theory" are just one example of how repeating stupid things over and over again makes dumbfucks and people with no quality information at hand, actually come to believe stupid shit as if it were true. The Religious Right knows exactly what they're doing, and they're good at it, and they will never fucking stop. Did you ever think of just how much fucking money these waste of human flesh, dicksnot, politicians just fucking throw away on vile shit like this? They KNOW passing stupid ass laws like that will NEVER fucking fly. They know that shit before they do it. It never fucking fails. They will never allow any significant amount of people in this country to actually pay attention to any issue of the slightest fucking importance. These political douche-bags, who are the property of the Religious Right, are constantly stirring up shit by passing or attempting to pass some retarded law or constitutional amendment. Then they pray to god, spew some shit about patriotism, waive a fucking flag and distract as many dipshits as possible from asking any real questions which they don't have any fucking answer for. Then, you have to sue their dumb asses just to unfuck what they intentionally fucked up in the first place. The government, of course, is the one who pays for the endless legal defenses of retarded-ass laws passed by lawmakers who have no morals, no brain, or both. That's OUR money, man! That's fucking TAX MONEY! Every time some dumbass lawmaker puts some shit into law that every-motherfuckin-body in the nation knows is unconstitutional, we should lock that fuck up for fraudulently wasting taxpayer money, and send him a fucking bill for retribution. Hell, it should be a crime. We could title it "Aggravated Stupidity With Public Funds Displayed By A Dumbfuck In A Clearly Marked 'No Dumbfucks' Zone". There are three main groups I'm aware of who are the only fucking small thread of defense between our freedom and the return of the Dark Ages. The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), the Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF), and the People For The American Way. ( I was recently informed by a godless heathen Americans United for separation of church and state. is another outstanding group.) If you never sent anybody a fuckin dime in your life, this is the one exception you should make. These three groups don't just need your money, they fucking deserve it. You deserve protection from the rabid Fundies, and your children don't just deserve religious freedom in their present and their future, but I dare say you owe it to your children now to provide for their freedom later. Protection in courts, sure as shit, don't come free, and protection in courts is where we need it most. These mother fuckers are the ones who take up shield and sword and wade into battle to do our fighting for us. They pick up the staff we can not wield by ourselves. They stand eternally, unflinchingly and inexhaustibly on "The Great Wall between Church and State", and on this front, some money and a good lawyer do a helluva lot more to protect Freedom, Democracy, Mom, Apple Pie, and The American Way, than a United States Marine and his M-16. The Religious Right's seemingly interminable tides of Fundamentalist Extremists endlessly crash against The Wall with furious energy and eternal dedication, but these three groups are the people who won't let the wall falter. They are always on guard, plugging the leaks and holding back the dark waters of religious intolerance, no matter how unstoppable the flood may seem. The only reason to dislike these groups is because you don't like the Bill of Rights and the Constitution of The United States Of America. In other words, you don't like Freedom. The Religious Right loves staging "God Bless America" flag waving shows of patriotism more than breathing itself, but their vociferous, grand displays have no veracity. Their true agenda is exposed every time they send a Marine to war with one hand, and then cut Veteran's benefits with the other. The active defense of our civil liberties by these three groups, and any others like them, define the true meaning of "Patriotism" just as accurately and importantly as the National Anthem and the Marine Corps Hymn. I'm a citizen AND a patriot so Bush's daddy can just kiss my fuckin atheist ass on the steps of the Mt. Suribachi Monument. "I don't know that atheists should be regarded as citizens, nor should they be regarded as patriotic. This is one nation under God." .........George Bush (Dubya's daddy) while Vice-President and campaigning for President Papa Bush must be oh so proud of his boy. A coke snorting, draft dodging, three time loser who found Jesus in rehab. |
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK?!?!?!?! |
1. Michigan Court Punishes Catholic Man for Refusing Conversion to Pentecostal Faith in Drug Rehab Program 2. Missouri School District Agrees to Stop Distributing Bibles to Students (after the ACLU climbed all over their dumb asses) 3. ACLU Urges Supreme Court to Uphold Ruling Removing the Phrase “Under God” From Pledge of Allegiance Recited in Public Schools 4. FFRF Wins Challenge of Religious Instruction ("Scopes II") Before Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals 5. Freedom From Religion Foundation Wins La Crosse Ten Commandments Lawsuit (Again) 6. FFRF sues over "The mission of the Montana Faith-Health Cooperative is to foster and promote holistic health care, including an emphasis on the spiritual aspect of human beings," the Foundation complaint charges, promoting "the importance and power of faith as part of public health care initiatives." 7. Federal Court Halts Public Funding of Faith Works 8. House Judiciary Panel Seeks to Forbid Federal Courts from Hearing Pledge Cases; ACLU Says Latest ‘Court Stripping’ Measure Follows Dangerous Trend (against constitutionally established checks and balances) |