The War On Faith - WTF

What the fuck is up with all these goddamned Christards talking about Hitler
burning in Hell? What did Hitler do that was so fucking bad? He only killed a
measly few million Jews. Now JESUS, on the other hand, sends ALL FUCKING JEWS
to eternal torment in the fiery pits of Hell.

God? Yeah, God's a really sorry son of a bitch. He's shallow, insecure, jealous, and
bloodthirsty, but all God would do was fuck you up real bad if your ass didn't
mind. If He was in a Holy Mood Of Petulance, or something, He might even smite
your sorry ass. Jesus, who was supposedly such an endlessly loving soul, was the
one that came up with this "Hell" whoozit. Hitler is a fucking Saint when compared
to Jesus' sick fucking ass.

The bible is real clear on this shit. The only way into redemption, salvation, and
Heaven is through Jesus H. fucking Christ. So while Hitler killed a Jew or two, there
is, according to Christian faith in the One True Loving God, not one single Jew ever
born since Jesus' time that will not spend EfuckingTERNITY in pain, and torment.
All give praise to the Loving God. And these puss-dripping cunts in robes and
weird, pointed hats talk about atheists being immoral? How the fuck can ONE
word come out of a priest's mouth about Jesus' love without him choking on it in
self disgust?

When a Christian talks about Hitler being evil, and then bends his knee to Jesus, he
stretches the known boundaries of hypocrisy. Try to picture them. Yellow Star of
David on their chests. Young, old, strong, weak, men, women, children, and infants
wasting away under inhuman torture at the hands of the Nazis. After the pain and
suffering, the abuse, the rapes, the starvation and eventually their executions, Jesus
rewarded them how? By sending every fucking one of them to an eternal suffering
that makes Hitler's tortures seem minuscule. Anne Frank? Yeah, that Jew whore is
in Hell where Jesus says her sorry ass belongs.

Worship that? You can go fuck yourself. I'd rather burn in Hell than spend
eternity kissing the ass of a god as fucked up as this Jesus fucknut. I'd sooner
worship Charlie fucking Manson. At least Charlie ain't near as fucking crazy as
this Jesus shitstain obviously is.

You KKKristians can kiss my fucking ass. Hitler was an exceptional Christian. He
was more like Christ than any other Christian I've ever heard of. But then what
would you expect from someone who didn't drink, cuss, or smoke? Well just like
Jesus, Hitler was a genocidal vial of bile. I will NEVER be a good Christian. I am
way too good a person to defile myself like that.

Hey, Falwell, et al, when Jesus has his "second cumming" you better tell that
fucknut not to swing through Texas. I'll put that genocidal bowl of fuck up for the
death penalty for crimes against humanity faster than you can say "Molested Alter
Boy."

"Who can estimate the misery that has been caused by this most infamous doctrine
of eternal punishment? Think of the lives it has blighted of the tears it has caused of
the agony it has produced. Think of the millions who have been driven to insanity
by this most terrible of dogmas. This doctrine renders God the basest and most
cruel being in the universe. Compared with him, the most frightful deities of the
most barbarous and degraded tribes are miracles of goodness and mercy. There is
nothing more degrading than to worship such a god. Lower than this the soul can
never sink. If the doctrine of eternal damnation is true, let me share the fate of the
unconverted; let me have my portion in hell, rather than in heaven with a god
infamous enough to inflict eternal misery upon any of the sons of men."
..........Robert Ingersoll "Heretics and Heresies", 1874

"God so loved the world that he made up his mind to damn a large majority of the
human race."
..........Robert Ingersoll "Why I Am An Agnostic", 1876

"It is believed by everyone that when he was in heaven he was stern, hard, resentful,
jealous and cruel, but that when he came down to earth, he became the opposite...
sweet, gentle merciful, forgiving. He was a thousand billion times crueler than ever
he was in the Old Testament... Meek and gentle? By and by we will examine that
popular sarcasm by the light of the hell which he invented."
..........Mark Twain On Jesus Christ, in "Letters from the Earth"

"I beg of you not to pollute the soul of childhood, not to furrow the cheeks of
mothers, by preaching a creed that should be shrieked in a madhouse. Do not make
the cradle as terrible as the coffin. Preach, I pray you, the gospel of Intellectual
Hospitality the liberty of thought and speech. Take from loving hearts the awful
fear. Have mercy on your fellowmen. Do not drive to madness the mothers whose
tears are falling on the pallid faces of those who died in unbelief. Pity the erring,
wayward, suffering, weeping world. Do not proclaim as "tidings of great joy" that
an Infinite Spider is weaving webs to catch the souls of men."
..........Robert Ingersoll FieldIngersoll Debate, "A Reply to the Rev. Henry M. Field,
D.D., 1887

"That church Catholic teaches us that we can make God happy by being miserable
ourselves..."
..........Robert Ingersoll "What Must We Do To Be Saved?" 1880, in Ingersoll's Works,
Vol. 1, p. 492

"All the meanness, all the revenge, all the selfishness, all the cruelty, all the hatred,
all the infamy of which the heart of man is capable, grew, blossomed and bore fruit
in this one word, Hell."
..........Robert Ingersoll "The Great Infidels", 1881

"These deities have demanded the most abject and degrading obedience. In order to
please them, man must lay his very face in the dust. Of course, they have always
been partial to the people who created them, and have generally shown their
partiality by assisting those people to rob and destroy others, and to ravish their
wives and daughters."
..........Robert Ingersoll "The Gods", 1872