The War On Faith - THB - Wranglerticus

1 And of the homosexuals thou may not bother, for the LORD thy
God is omniscient and omnipotent and therefore the
homosexual mayest not exist if not for the will of thy loving God.
2 For dost thou not loveth Jesus?
3 Surely thou art in the grip of Satan, for only he of such evil
could convince you that Jesus was not verily traveling the vast
expanses of the Holy Lands with an accompaniment of men in
dresses who thought him a god.
4 Did Jesus not offer his apostles some wine and tell them to
take his body into their mouths?
5 Ask ye any Christian and they will tell you truly, Jesus loves the
little children, too.
6 Even if it is still illegal in all the northern states.
7 How doth thy come to question the LORD, thy God, who in His
righteousness and love for mankind did certainly maketh the
homosexual in His own image?
8 Thou, who art in Lucifer's grasp, doth look upon good interior
decorating and not think it a gift from God?
9 How can thou gazeth upon the only color coordinated, bathed,
manicured, and accessorized men among us and dare to think it
not a miracle?

1 Thou haveth no business fucking with God's only gentle
"Gentlemen."
2 And when thou art standing amid thine own pile of stinking rags,
with thine chicken wing grease running down thine fingers,
scratching thine lice ridden ass, belching loudly, examining thy
belly button's lint, thinking of the latest affair thou hath had with a
married woman from your church and proclaiming thyself a real
man, thou surely art an abomination in the eyes of God.
3 And the LORD, thy God doth see thine inequity.
4 The LORD shalt spite ye all, verily, for He shalt taketh thine
speech and empty it of meaning.
5 And thou shalt babble on endlessly about sports teams.
6 And thou shalt be tossed into the pit of AM radio, and the word
"Ditto" shall echo for all time off the empty caverns of thine
unused skull until it cometh repeatedly and forever from thine lips.
7 And in thine pursuit of thy blood god's path of unrighteousness,
thou sorry ass shalt marry and divorce repeatedly while loudly
proclaiming homosexuals adopting children as the very
unweaving of the fabric of society, the institution of marriage, and
the family unit.