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And of the scientists thou mayest not bother, for the LORD thy God giveth a brain to be used. 2 Thou art shameful unto the face of the LORD any of yee who mayest shun the reality of the natural world for the fantasies of thy pigeon brain. 3 And when thou dost goeth forth shunning evolution for thy twisted, self-centered, horse shit flights of fantasy, thine own nine volt brain is an abomination unto the LORD, thy God. 4 And when thou doth goeth forth and attempt to burn all evolution textbooks so that thou mayest force thy neighbor's children to swallow thine candy for dullard brains, the children of the LORD thy God shalt fight thee and slayeth thine ignorant, fucked up agenda. 5 And thy ignorance shalt be laid out for all to see so that those who are not mindless lemmings mayeth laugh their asses off at thee. 6 And God shalt sendeth thee to huddle among the other frightened and dull of senses and thou shalt bleat with intolerable fervor at thou terrible misfortune. 7 For thou art so fucked up in the head that thou shalt cry out in anguish that thou art surely persecuted, and set upon, by evil because thou art not allowed to force thy neighbor to sit and heel, like the |
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And of the other religions thou mayest not bother, not Jews, nor Muslims, nor Buddhists. 2 Nay, sayeth the LORD, nor even Wiccans, Druids, Satanists, nor Moonies mayest thou bother for the LORD thy God commands it. 3 For thou came unto thy religion only by chance, and not by study, so thou haveth no position to force thy bullshit on thy neighbor's ear. 4 The LORD doth hateth dumbfucks, and those who serve dumbfucks are also hateful to God. 5 If thou shalt sendeth money to a televangelist, thou shalt be separated from thine money as it should be, for thou art not worthy of possessing anything of importance. 6 And if thou shalt seek a shaman who claims to do the work of the LORD to prayeth over thy bad knee instead of taking thy ass to the doctor, then thou shalt limpeth along eternally in thy righteous fucking stupidity. 7 And the LORD shalt look upon thee |
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