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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends. Woody Allen |
-Motivational Posters A collection of mock motivational posters made by yours truly. -Heathen Videos A collection of videos sure to damn your Godless soul. -Q&A Some damn funny jokes like... Q. What kind of a files does the Catholic Church use to make small holes bigger? A. Pedophiles. -One-liners Short, but sweet. Jokes the likes of "A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. Then the second guy walks in." -Cartoons A huge collection of political and religious cartoons. -The F Word A classic joke I've seen countless times in my email's inbox, which I then added a lot of quotes to, e.g. "Where for fucking art thou, Romeo?" -The Reverend With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe, this is some really funny shit. -Kissing Hank's Ass A fresh perspective on those door-to-door, annoying, bible thumping, god pimps. -Shit Happens Explanations from world religions on what shit is, and shy shit happens. -The Southern Fundamentalist's Dictionary So you've talked to a Fundie online and could not understand them? It could have been typos, but maybe you just need the English To Redneck dictionary. -My Godless Heathen Friends A collection of witticisms by my pals on Jesus, Xians, Religious Fundamentalists, and the like. The weak of heart or emotionally sensitive Xians need not apply within. -Describing Fundamentalists Great list of creative ways to describe the fundies and their little nine volt brains. -The Boomer Bible A funny and much more logical version of the bible that atheists will probably all agree with. As usual, the Xians will not find this humorous in the slightest. -House Rules Household principles for children inspired by the Old Testament. -Jokes As far as I know, this is the largest collection of purely heathen humor anywhere on the Wild Wild Web. Lots of great religion jokes. Xians, please remember that you went here on purpose and of your own free will. Should you decide to be pissed at me later, feel free to tell yourself to fuck off without any further prompting from me. |