The War On Faith - Fan Mail

-About Fan Mail An introduction

-Don't Call Us (We'll Call You) *** God's application for employment.

-Chip On My Shoulder ***** Will there ever be a shortage of God pushers?

-Insipid Rhetoric **** I couldn't tell if this one was a fundy or not, but it sure argues like one.

-The Moral Law Giver **** "All praise the loving-fuckin-god!

-Balls That Clanketh ***** "Vengeance is mine" Now, who wants some mutton?

-In Sheep's Clothing **** A lovely and touching letter from one of those femme godlings who writes all her
letters in a "Pepto-Bismol Pink" font.

-Daughter of Babylon ***** Be careful to whipe the venom off of your monitor after you're done reading
this one.

-Hellbound Soul **** "And, verily a secretary from Georgia will lead them from transgression.

-Guttersnipe Terminology *** My Caps Runneth Over ...Verily, Thou Shalt Goeth Forth Unto The Heathens
And Capitalize Each First Born Letter

-Perfect Grammar ** This fucker can spell, too. I shoulda fuckin known better...

-Sunday School ***** Somebody pass the fucking Maalox.

-Rocket Scientist ***** This dumbfuck really rubbed me wrong.

-Praise The Lord * Here, for the first time I can remember, is a nice letter from a Christian.

-Tolerance Another nice theist. I must be getting soft.

-Potty Mouth ** What a filthy mouth I have.

-Down-Under Dumbass *** A little upside down "logic" from another friendly, caring, sensitive child of
Jesus.

-Horse Shit ***** I think most fundies are probably just as sick as this twisted bitch, but they don't usually
fuck up and admit it out in the open like this one does.

-God Rape * This one's short and sweet, but I just thought it was kinda funny.

-Talking To The Wall **** All fundies spew the same stupid shit over and over again. IM

-Something Newton Missed ** This fuck has got to be a Professor Of Science licensed by The Kansas Board
of Education.