The War On Faith - FS

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is
the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain,
pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can
be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked
by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really
doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is
a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective(Mary is fucking beautiful) or an
interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction
(Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the
overall versatility of the word "fuck".

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many
situations:

1. Greetings - "How the fuck are ya?"
2. Fraud - "I got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation - "Oh, fuck it!"
4. Trouble - "I guess I'm fucked now."
5. Aggression - "FUCK YOU!"
6. Disgust - "Fuck me."
7. Confusion - "What the fuck.......?"
8. Difficulty - "I don't understand this fucking business!"
9. Despair - "Fucked again..."
10. Pleasure - "I fucking couldn't be happier."

"Fuck this, I'm done. Besides, the game's on."
God on the seventh day

"It all boils down to fucking."
Sigmund Freud

"What the fuck was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
General Custer

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
John Lennon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
Anne Boleyn

"It's someone's 100th fucking birthday today!"
Willard Scott

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."
Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
Joan of Arc

"She wants how much fucking money?!?!?"
Donald Trump

"Look! Almost every fucking kernel popped!"
Orville Reddenbacher

"It Fucking broke!?!?!"
Maytag repair man

"The fucking play sucked!"
Mrs. Abraham Lincoln

"My Fucking Ear!"
Evander Holyfield

"Lock the bitch in the fucking tower."
King Henry VIII

"Clothes fucking suck, anyway."
Lady Godiva

"I still can't fucking hear you."
Beethoven

"Tastes like fucking chicken."
Jeff Dohmer

"No. I don't want to buy a fucking convertible."
Jackie Kennedy

"I always fucking hated cherry trees."
George Washington

"And a cabbage in every fucking pot."
Pres. Franklin D. Roosevelt

"Fuck McArthur."
Pres. Harry S. Truman

"The 38th fucking parallel."
Pres. Dwight D. Eisenhower

"I need a trip to Dallas like I need a fucking hole in my head."
Pres. John F. Kennedy

"FUCK the Klan!"
Pres. Lyndon Johnson

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
Pres. Richard Nixon

"Who needs to get fucking elected?"
Pres. Gerald Ford

"So I grow fucking peanuts."
Pres. Jimmy Carter

"I don't fucking recall."
Pres. Ronald Reagan

"Read my fucking lips, no new fucking taxes..."
Pres. George Bush

"At least I didn't fuck her."
Pres. Bill Clinton

"Mission fucking accomplished."
President Dubbyah

"So I shot a fuckin' old man in the head! So fuckin what?."
Vice President Dick Cheney

"Where are my fucking pants?"
Sen. Edward Kennedy

"Y'all look at this fucking chart."
Ross Perot

"God damn fucking Palin."
McCain

"Fuck Dianne Sawyers"
Palin

"She's a fucking moron."
Dianne Sawyers

"Fucking change you can fucking believe in."
President Obama

"You want me to fucking drink what?"
Socrates

"Where for fucking art thou?"
Juliet

"Alas, poor fucking Yorik."
Hamlet

"What about my fucking nose?"
Cirano DeBergerac

"And that's the way it fucking was."
Walter Cronkite

"Fuck Walta Kwonkite"
Barbara Walters

"No pepsi, fucking coke, coke!"
John Belushi

"Tell Bill I said "Have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up."
Richard Pryor

"We should ban cigarettes and legalize fucking pot."
Surg. Gen. Jocelyn Elders

"And then I told her 'Of course it's off the fucking record, Mrs. Gingrich.'"
Connie Chung

to his son when he asked to borrow the car: "Go axe yo fuckin mother"
O.J. Simpson

"acquitted? But we matched his God damn DNfuckingA!"
Marsha Clark

"Fucking pay me."
Johnny Cochran

"Heidi fucking who?"
Charlie Sheen

"Et fucking tu, Brute?"
Julius Caesar

"To thine own fucking self, be true."
Polonius

"Just fucking drink it."
Jim Jones

"What's this fucking button do?"
Challenger Crewmember

"Put out that fucking cigarette."
Capt. of the Hindenburg

"What the fuck is that?"
Darwin

"Fucking apple!"
Sir Isaac Newton

"Fucking Apple!"
Bill Gates

"Hey, I can see my fucking house from up here."
Jesus of Nazareth on the cross.

"Speak in my fucking good ear."
Van Gogh

"Is that your final fucking answer?"
Regis Phucking Philben

"God is fucking dead."
Nietszche

"Neitszche is fucking dead."
God

"You better let my fucking people go!"
Moses

"Will you just eat the fucking apple!"
The Serpent

"Let down your fucking hair."
Rapunzel...

"Fucking smart bombs."
Taliban

"FUCK!"
Osama

"One Nation, Indivisible, fuckers."
Newdow

I don't fucking like green eggs and ham, I don't fucking like them, Sam I am"
Dr Seuss

"It's a good fuckin thing."
Martha Stewart

"Peace be fucking with you."
Ghandi

"Go ahead. Make my fucking day."
Clint Eastwood

"Yippie Ki-Yay, motherfucker."
Bruce Willis

"Guut fuckin zex"
Dr Ruth

"May the force be fucking with you."
Yoda

"You know I am your fucking father."
Darth Vader

"Shhhh! Be vewwy fuckin quiet, I'm huntin fuckin wabbits.
Elmer Fudd

"You bastards! You fuckin killed Kenny!"
Southpark

"Oh, fuckin NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Mr Bill

"You can have my fucking guns when you pry my cold, dead, fucking fingers from around
them."
David Koresh

"Sounds fuckin good to us."
ATF

"Hotter than a hard fuckin cock."
Julia Childs

"Better to un-fucking-born than un-fucking-taught, for ignorance is the root of all
misfortune.
Plato

"Thanks for the fucking job, Mickey"
Pluto

"Fuckin Red Baron!"
Snoopy

' "''" ' fuckin ''" ' ''" '"
Woodstock

"...if that evil, fuckin bitch would just fuckin hold the fuckin football..."
Charlie Brown

"It fucking burns when I pee, Charlie Brown"
Lucy