The War On Faith - FS - My Godless Heathen Friends

Sakrilege: And verily, the LORD thy God did speak saying "You will respect my
AUTHORA-TIE"
Lain kioma: HAHHAHA hell YEAH
Sakrilege: Hey, if a guy goes to a mormon hospital does he get seven nurses?
LadyDragonWytch: "When the Rapture comes I am going to steal your car and loot your
house."
LadyDragonWytch: We are the Dyslexics of the Borg! Your ass will be laminated.
MADE MAN 04: jesus's death couldn't even cover my teen years sins . as for the
rest........fogedaboudit !
GodisTWADDLE: Catholics are odd. They hire strangers to molest their children rather
than reserving that sacrament for fathers, brothers, and uncles as protestants do.

Ciberpuppi: IT'S LEAVE IT TO JESUS! STARRING JERRY MATHERS, AS "THE JEEZ"
Ciberpuppi: I've got a million of 'em
Entlord: ciber ritalin wearing off?
MKELLY1968: i perfer the term "holy trifecta"

RogReising: DID I ENTER A SATIN ROOM?
Dooie3of6: Rog, no, we're strictly natural fibers.
Ciberpuppi: Rog....Satin is a fabric, you yammering fucktard
Hsapien477: rog: satin? no, i like cotton more
Sakrilege: YAMMERING FUCKTARD?????
Entlord: satin? i worship citten
Akaterina: Satin? Actually we have more velvet than satin
AmarnaSilvermoon: Satin??
Hsapien477: silk?
Ciberpuppi: YammeringFucktard has entered the room
AmarnaSilvermoon: Rog, do you believe in SATIN? Heheh.
RogReising: DAMN

Lain kioma: who the the hell wants a bunch of pansy ass worshippers cowering about and
going oh no please don't hurt me!
VooDoo1501: lain.. benny hinn
Sakrilege: fai.... Uh, God? hehehehe
Lain kioma: which is why those gods are weak sak ;)
Sakrilege: amen, fai... preach on and I'll bang the fucking tambourine
Lain kioma: a deity is limited by its worshippers

QuantrelRaiders: Sak, come to JESUS
Sakrilege: I don't do guys in dresses, army boy

Leth above God: And they're the closest living relative. The closest relative is Homo Sapiens
(we're Sapiens Sapiens, a subspecies).
Sakrilege: I'm a HeteroSapiens

Sakrilege: bigbang... hehehhee always make me think of the big foreplay
LeMeowLePurrrrrr: sak, the multicosmigasm
Sakrilege: the shrinking penisverse?
TangerineMoonCat: lmao sak....HOW do you make that connection
Sakrilege: tang How the hell am I supposed to know
Ashguy: big bangs have made me very happy
Sakrilege: I'm perschnockered
FallWithUrKnife: the theory of the shrinking penisverse has been solved by the cold pool
effect

Sakrilege: Nails 3 Jesus 0 HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA What an outfuckingstanding SN
Nails 3 Jesus 0: Thank you.
MaxxPlanck: Dan is a true idiot
Sakrilege: max lol as opposed to all those fundies who are only faking their idiocy?
VampireMoonCat: lmao, one of the local dj's wife is pregnant, so she dressed as the virgin
mary and had a sign pointing to her belly that said "JESUS"

NeedNewMeds: christards suck
Sakrilege: Need... naw, they don't suck.. they just put it in their mouth and swish it around
NeedNewMeds: <<falls over
KarinTheAmazon: lol!
A 67 ford: My devil spawn is going to be Hannibal Lecter for Halloween
A 67 ford: like a devil spawn needs a costume
LiteRainMyAzNOAH: well on the 39th day of the voyage, noah said 'LIGHT SHOWERS MY
ASS ' (lol)

A 67 ford: it's only kinky if someone is not enjoying it
Thomchau: who made bibles anyway?
NeedNewMeds: assholes
Thomchau: now ppl think that jesus is real because of the bible
Lain kioma: monks
NeedNewMeds: actually the bible was written by man
Lain kioma: monks made them - lots and lots of monks
NeedNewMeds: monks suck
Sakrilege: be my little monk
NeedNewMeds: lol
A 67 ford: yes, but they don't talk about it
Sakrilege: ford HAHAHAHAHA
NeedNewMeds: i got a monk on my back
Mauriceshala7: do any fine ass guy want to chat with a fine ass guy like me press790
NeedNewMeds: this is no pick up room
Sakrilege: Need... Maybe he's cruisin for Jesus?
NeedNewMeds: *groan*
Sakrilege: Maybe he wants a little Peter?
NeedNewMeds: lol sak
A 67 ford: Jesus loved Peter
NeedNewMeds: lol
Sakrilege: Ford.... sho nuff... when jesus was denied Peter three times, he died
A 67 ford: hehehe
Thomchau: lol
NeedNewMeds: MEEP
NeedNewMeds: lol

Yore Average Fundy

Yore Big Behind: Storm, most women would rate you pretty low but I'll give you points for
being a cretin.
Stormoverwarlock: so child, where are ya? I'll beat yer old man for not pulling out
Lain kioma: "Yore Big Behind: i want a real man."
Sakrilege: she wants a real man? maybe she should treat those vaginal sores
Sakrilege: here, Yore... Let me give you a little example, oh boring one... How about "You
smarmy little spittle lipped, trailer dwelling, fucktard, father fucking, shallow gene pool,
bowl of inbred fuckflow"?
Lain kioma: hehehe Chris is a force of nature
Lain kioma: laugh
Sakrilege: now THAT is an insult, you boring cunt
Iam Moon863: pretty good, Sak
MADE MAN 04: sak yeah that covers it
Sakrilege: bowing
Sakrilege: thank you
Sakrilege: thank you
Yore Big Behind: Sak, did you write that on the restroom wall at school?
Yore Big Behind: i'll bet you did
Sakrilege: booooooooooooooring, Yore.... BORING
Sakrilege: stretch your tiny brain, Yore
Yore Big Behind: Sak, you're a little guy
Yore Big Behind: teeny tiny guy
Sakrilege: FUCK, yore... If you're that boring at least have the goddamned common
courtesy to plagiarize somebody who ain't so you don't bore us to fucking death with your
mind numbing drivel
BobAthee: neato
Sakrilege: now THAT is an insult, you boring cunt
Sakrilege: it's pitiful, air... I love a good tit for tat, but Yore just ain't got not tits
Sakrilege: nor tats

Dmonnslde: and he likes little boys...hes a catholic priest
Iam Moon863: time to change Jesus diaper
KreavexAlbiSaire: I bet he has an album of jon banet pictures 10 inches thick....
KreavexAlbiSaire: or..in his case...3 inches.
Sakrilege: kreave hehehhehehhehee
Dmonnslde: lol
KreavexAlbiSaire: Cant resist a cheap shot :-D
Sakrilege: kreave you sick mother fucker... Love ya for it
KreavexAlbiSaire: *Bow*
Sakrilege: encore
KreavexAlbiSaire: You gotta love what you do.
KreavexAlbiSaire: ::Grins::
Sakrilege: encore
Iam Moon863: ::::applause:::::

Xshadowsbleedx: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
MarilynjustMight: ..nothing is going on...
Iam Moon863: we were just discussing how annoying underlined caps are
Sakrilege: oops, here comes another one
Sakrilege: moon hhahahahahahahahaha
Xshadowsbleedx: CAN I ASK U GUYS A QUESTION
MarilynjustMight: YES YOU CAN!!!
Xshadowsbleedx: MY GIRLFRIEND ASK ME TO PEE IN HER BUTT
Xshadowsbleedx: WHAT SHOULD I DO
MarilynjustMight: o god...here we go
OutlawHiIIbilly: get a new girlfriend
Iam Moon863: go away, is what
Sakrilege: X You should first... buy a strap on, you dickless fuck
Iam Moon863: Yeehaw
MarilynjustMight: thats just sick

Xshadowsbleedx: SO WHAT IS THIS ROOM REALLY ABOUT
Sakrilege: and the Lord spake saying "thou shalt clicketh thine more annoying brethren so
that they mayest not annoyeth thou with their dumbfuckness"
Sakrilege: and the Loving God didst create the ignore button, and He looked upon the
button and was pleased
KreavexAlbiSaire: <smacks sak>
MarilynjustMight: dumbfuckness:)

Iam Moon863: i said condescending bitch. I didn't specify any particular person.
Lain kioma: rolls eyes in disgust, wondering if it's possible to get Emotion sickness
Misticyayo7: SO WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPEDS WHEN YOU DIE
Sakrilege: Lain HAHAHHAHA gotta put that one on the site
Plumeoftoxin: selfish peasants
Iam Moon863: you rot, oh rude caps person
Sakrilege: Lain... I love killing brain cells. I figure if I keep drinking this way I'll be a
Mormon by the time I'm 150

Sakrilege: lemme see... Jesus loved Peter and killed himself when he was denied Peter three
times. and that whole "Thy ROD and thy STAFF they comfort me" thing.... and fundies hate
gays?
DuClawRaven: yeah he sounds like a real christian bonnie
Lain kioma: <molesting Sak>
DuClawRaven: rude and overbearing
Sakrilege: lain Lower

Sakrilege: hahahhahahha I just got an IM... "Webcam Virgin" Of course "virgin" in porn
speak is "forty year old ex porn star in a cheerleader outfit and ponytails"
Iam Moon863: :-D
Kiarail: i know a few 40 year olds that look good in ponytails <G>
Sakrilege: kiara maybe.... but I hope they ain't virgins
Sakrilege: hehehe
Kiarail: Kia's take on virgins: let Captain Kirk go where no man has gone before
Sakrilege: kia amen

Kim B Leaf: WILL SEE U WHEN UR IN THE PIT BEGGEN FOR PARDON HA~~
Kim B Leaf: THREATS LOL BABY THATS UR MAKERS WORD!!
Kim B Leaf: NOT MINE IDIOT!
Lain kioma: whew
Sakrilege: Jesus H Fucking Christ on a pogo stick in pink panties... where the fuck do all
these bible thumping fuckstains slither up from?
DuClawRaven: next time u sex ur sister bonnie don't log on the computer for 3 days
Iam Moon863: Loving christians........
Misticyayo7: YOU DO KNOW THAT IN THE BIBLE IT SAYS THAT GOD IS COMING
AGAIN AND THOSE WHO DONT BELIVE GET LEFT HERE FOER 7 YEAR AND THE
ANTI-CHRIST IS THE FALES PHOPHET
Iam Moon863: OK, whatever. duly noted, now fuck off
I Pericles: You can even invite the fundiots, then it would be a LOUD party
DuClawRaven: lol bonnie oooo I scared
Sakrilege: Moon HAHAHAHHA

Misticyayo7: IM A HACKER AND ALL OF YOU WHO TALK SHIT WILL GET YOUR COMP
FRIED
Iam Moon863: LMAO
Sakrilege: hack my nuts
DuClawRaven: bonnie dont forget to take those pink pills
Misticyayo7: SO YOU BE CAREFULL OF WHAT YOU OPEN IN THE NEXT 12 HOURS
DuClawRaven: and they wonder why no one wants their religion
Misticyayo7: ANY THING
Misticyayo7: YOU OPEN BITCHS
DuClawRaven: what fine examples of christians gone wrong
Sakrilege: And God, verily, sent his only begotten hacker...
I Pericles: Du . . . order the new Christians Gone Wild!
Iam Moon863: I'm scared now
Misticyayo7: all of your comps are fucked

Watercraft765: Remember: No. The Ant God wouldn't allow that. The Ant God Bible
Chapter 14.v.12 reads, "If they attempt to convert you, know this: I am The Ant God. Feed
me sugar. You shall not bow like spiders (mini-satans) to others but me."
Iam Moon863: Yay
DuClawRaven: lmao water
Sakrilege: water we're all going to hell for buying Amdro and Raid

PinkCowBlu: sak, i hate idiots
Kiarail: {S awp} Hiya Kreave :rubber gloves, dry cleaning fluid, and a sharpened titanium
spork:
Sakrilege: Pink... I don't hate idiots... I just loathe them with all of my being
PinkCowBlu: even more amusing is when they supposedly have three phd's and can't spell
out the word "you"
Sakrilege: HAHAHHAa
PinkCowBlu: I've actually heard that
PinkCowBlu: some girl came into one of these rooms.. GIAM I'm sure it was
PinkCowBlu: and said she had three phd's, was 19 years old, and "a horrible speller"
Sakrilege: HAHAHAHAHA
Sakrilege: give me twenty minutes and thirty dollars, and I can get a PHD, too
PinkCowBlu: horrible speller my ass.
PinkCowBlu: she couldn't connect letters from the alphabet if she had tape
PinkCowBlu: fucking stupid idiot people
PinkCowBlu: make me wanna puke
Sakrilege: couldn't connect letters if she had tape HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA Oh, I gotta
copy that down

David0270: Nog - You smoke?
David0270: seriously
Sakrilege: david only when I'm awake
David0270: How many cigs a day?
Sakrilege: I don't measure in cigs.... I measure in cartons
David0270: lol
Sakrilege: one day I'll measure in cases of cartons
David0270: I measure in crates
Sakrilege: HAHAHAHAHA OK, dave... ya always gotta upstage the gentile
Dmvomar2: one catholic one vote - send u.n. troops to the Vatican to ensure a
democratically elected pope

David0270: Nog - How about drinking?
Sakrilege: I only drink when I have rum
David0270: I drink when I cum
Wounded Pride: Sakrilege....or anything else, right?
Sakrilege: too bad you cant cum when you drink... everybody would die with a smile and
fucked up liver
NEEDNOgod: Sak , I drink on occasion , on the occasion that there's booze within reach !
Iam Moon863: yep
Sakrilege: wounded...oh hell no.. I have standards
Sakrilege: I refuse to drink shit that don't have alcohol in it
David0270: All the regs smoke
David0270: I've been calculating
Iam Moon863: From Texas originally, y'all
Wounded Pride: Sakrilege...ah. So no American beer.
Shaddam Corrino: Sak, I refuse to drink shit, period.
Red Nerevarine: I don't think putting alcohol in shit would sell me
NEEDNOgod: American beer is like making love in a canoe
NEEDNOgod: it's fucking close to water !
Wounded Pride: NNg....don't you mean TO a canoe?

Sakrilege: it's the groundwork of "fuck with me not any further"
ComicTraveler007: I start many ed-ops with purpose and restraint...filled with facts...only
to go out and uzie up a few trees in my back yard...
ComicTraveler007: then I nap
Sakrilege: hehehehehehehee THEN I NAP
ComicTraveler007: ::chuckles::

Dr Mnemo: LeMeowLePurrrrrr, well, Gold tried to pass herself off as a male for several
months...
LYT BRNGR: she's cool, just kind of emotional. almost virginal eared.
Dr Mnemo: LYT BRNGR, she's not "cool"...she's a vapid, insipid pollyanna...
Sakrilege: HAHAHAHAHA
Sakrilege: "This rant powered by Mnemosis"
WiseGuy0018: Islamikazies
TRUHARMONYUNDGOD: just see how life is different by excepting christ in ur life
Karen4243: We've already excepted Jesus from our lives.......
ImJabbatheButt: Mary to Jesus' brother: "Today Jesus fed 5,000...and what did you
do?"..."Awww Mom...not fair...he's the messiah!"
Monktheo: God , if he exists, is such a real screw up. It took him ten different plagues to
get the pharaoh to let the Jews go, and even then the pharaoh changed his mind again and
went after them
PrintNameClearIy: For god so loved the world, he raped a pre-pubescent teen who would
give birth to a son who would later need to kill himself to save humanity from a hell that
was created by god in the first place.
NEEDNOgod: if electricity comes from Electrons , does Morality come from Morons ?
Jcowgirl453: JESUS LOVES YOU !!!!
A 67 ford: I am not interested in Jesus...he loves everybody...afraid I might catch
something...

Xtruebritx: Sol is a Mexican drink or the currency of Peru
HeathenScoundrel: road, only if you drink light beer.
Roaddog2727: i hate light, Heathen
Roaddog2727: i want real stuff
HeathenScoundrel: if you drink dark beer, you can't be enlightened.
Sakrilege: God said "Let there be light" and they watered down the beer
Ciberpuppi: <---Sings..."Christers! Meet The Christers! They're the dumbest folks in
history! From a--flattened planet. They just want to rewrite history..
Sad Smeagol: bad Gods, bad Gods, whatchagonnado? whatchagonnado when Nietzsche
comes for yooooou
HeathenScoundrel: foci, a fundy calling a freethinker mentally ill? isn't that like billy barty
calling someone short?
MatrixCrash444: Surgeon Generals Warning : The Xtian God may cause Leprosy, Lung
Cancer, Emphysema, Birth Defects and even death. Do Not use god if you are pregnant.
This product is FDA approved.
Ciberpuppi: I started composing "The Bible for Dummies" and then realized that the whole
concept was redundant

KevralynT: JesusLovesTheCock has entered the room.
Simian06: just for the record, im not gay. but jesus here loooooves the cock
Emera1dange175: blushes
LaLaLaaLaaLa: SunnyLovesTheCockToo has entered the room.
FIuid SpiII: JesusGrabsHisAnkles has entered the room.
Simian06: JesusBitesHisPIllow has eentered the room
LaLaLaaLaaLa: SunnyReamsJesusLikeAnAltarBoy has entered the room.
FallWithUrKnife: Jesusneedstowipe has entered the room
Emera1dange175: jesustakesitintheass has enetered the room
Karen4243: SunnyHadBetterUseACondomBecauseWhoKnowsWhatDiseasesJesusHas has
entered the room
FIuid SpiII: PokingJesus'sProstate has entered the Room.
FallWithUrKnife: sunny reams jesus with her strap on?
Simian06: Jesus'CockSmellsLikeCheese has entered the room
LaLaLaaLaaLa: HellYeahWIthAStrapOn has entered the room.
David0270: I miss the Jesus On A Stick room
David0270: They banned us from having it
FIuid SpiII: Jesuslikesnolube has entered the room.
David0270: Shall we create a jesus on a stick room?
Simian06: JesusFistsWithKY has entered the room
LaLaLaaLaaLa: Don't knock it until you try it Simian
Simian06: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
LaLaLaaLaaLa: Tersalove had the best quote
LaLaLaaLaaLa: "I only let certain things up my ass and your religon isn't one of them" -
Tersa
LesBeaAnne: LOL go Ven
VenomousLoathing: cow I'm drunker than Cooter Brown
CowstoreDrugboy: Ven, who's Cooter
VenomousLoathing: LesBeaAnne... You know cooter?
VenomousLoathing: oops, phrased that wrong
VenomousLoathing: hehhehee
LesBeaAnne: lol
VenomousLoathing: sorry.... scuse me whilst i laugheth mine ass offeth

Ision: Shamrock--Fake Rock music played by Mormons.
Sakrilege: ision HAHAHAHAHAHA
SnaRkyBoY23: Ision, clever
Hsapien477: ision: hehe

BlackWranglers: wait... speak into my good ear.. .van gogh
GodsOutlaw: dayum what did you do god hates?
BlackWranglers: simps i've got a Jesus Hates Me tshirt
GodsOutlaw: lol
BlackWranglers: LOVE wearing it to the feed store
Hsapien477: <~~~wants a tshirt that says...Jesus said he loved me, but hasn't called or
anything
BlackWranglers: HS hahahhahaahaa gotta put that one on the site

Sakrilege: first of all, they don't burn the flesh of their children
Sakrilege: wait, am I talking to a fucking theist?
Sakrilege: I thought you were a heathen
SERVANT OF YHVH: LOL
SERVANT OF YHVH: MANY DO THINK THAT LOL
Sakrilege: I do NOT debate fundies... I'd rather fist fuck a mountain lion in a phone booth
One of few MEN: sak, is that fun?
Sakrilege: one dunno, but it's a fucking great mental image, ain't it?
One of few MEN: yeah, specially round the country where mountain lions come and kill
cattle
Sakrilege: one and people these days probably go "what the hell is a phone BOOTH?"
One of few MEN: we got like 2 phone booths in memphis
I3R0KEN R WE: ................. what the hell is a phone booth?
Sakrilege: Memphis... could be worse... could be Utah
One of few MEN: nope, elvisville sucks more than mormons
Sakrilege: Kiss me Well, I've never been sucked by a Tennessean
One of few MEN: newsflash:jupiter now has 58 moons
One of few MEN: they expect to hit 100 by the end of the year
One of few MEN: thats just insane
One of few MEN: what the hell is a planet gonna do with 100 moons?
KissMeThenKilIMe: ebay, one
One of few MEN: it might as well leave and have its own goddamned solar system
Sakrilege: kissme BWAHAHAHAHAHHA Ebay one
Sakrilege: fucking HAVE TO put that on the site
One of few MEN: how much more to make Jupiter hit critical mass and form a sun? cant
we just fart on it?
KissMeThenKilIMe: that's it... personal foul, too many moons--5 yard penalty.. first down
One of few MEN: lol
One of few MEN: its doin more moonin than a bus of hillbillies

SkataniK666: lol-by the way, i was thinking about turning your bible, the one with god
and you, into a play...haven't talked to anybody here in my schools drama department, but
ive looked at it and i think it could be done and done real well
SkataniK666: ...of course your name would be all over it...as well as a chunk of cash if we
charged admission
SkataniK666: so its up to you b/c i sure as hell aint stealin your copyrighted stuff...
SkataniK666: someone else maybe...but i respect ya too much, plus that whole cop, gun, jail
thing works real nice for ya too
NoGodHere: hahahahhaa
NoGodHere: cool. send me, um... a buck
NoGodHere: OH, better yet, if ya do the play, hehehehe send me a program or a flyer
SkataniK666: i will...
NoGodHere: outstanding
SkataniK666: i will...may not be until next year though...
SkataniK666: but it will get done.
NoGodHere: that would be just too fucking cool. I'd probably take off work, and fly out
there just to see it.
SkataniK666: but listen man, im out...lady comin over and boondock saints to watch
SkataniK666: that would be sweet too...
NoGodHere: Hell yeah. Have a good one, bro
SkataniK666: thanks man
NoGodHere: sheeeeeit, my pleasure

Sakrilege: Fundies... too stupid to use a calculator, but man can they multiply
ABaatw: you have a puppy named Falcore/
ABaatw: ?
AshDustEmber: yuppers
ABaatw: the other puppies are beat him up, you know
NoGodHere: I had a puppy named slut
AshDustEmber: he looked like the dragon from the neverending story when he was a
puppy
AshDustEmber: lol Nog
NoGodHere: When he got older I changed his name to whore
ABaatw: ::pictures NOG outside his house, whistling, "HERE SLUT!"::
NoGodHere: slutpuppy, whoredog... come on, keep up you sober people
NoGodHere: posting signs in the subdivision when the dog runs away "Has anybody seen
my slutpuppy bitch? She got loose of her chains"

WhiteTigress00: You fucking crack me up.
Sakrilege: Why what a dirty fucking mouth. You, young lady, are going straight to hell. Do
not pass go. Do not collect $200
Sakrilege: This Brittany Tittany is still loading. What did you send me, the Library Of
Congress?
WhiteTigress00: I knew I was going to hell for sure when I was 6 months pregnant and
went to a party convention dress as a sleazy nun with rosary bead nipple tassels
Sakrilege: Oh, I apologize for mentioning Brittany and Books in one sentence. I will now
punish myself appropriately.
WhiteTigress00: there's a picture of a guy dressed as a vampire biting my ass while I'm in
that costume
WhiteTigress00: my mom was so proud

Oxymorons

Yourjman: Limited Lifetime Guarantee
EX christian: extensive briefing
EX christian: clearly confused
Yourjman: Unbiased opinion
LAAChID 333: new age
EX christian: cheerleading scholarship
NoGodHere: microwave oven
LAAChID 333: it's not German is it?
EX christian: on-time airplane
NoGodHere: free with purchase
EX christian: justice Rehnquist
EX christian: original reprint
LAAChID 333: disposable diaper
EX christian: twelve-ounce pound cake
EX christian: unbiased personal opinion
LAAChID 333: cooked sushi
NoGodHere: light heavy weight
EX christian: vaguely aware
LAAChID 333: virgin
LAAChID 333: nah, those just don't exist
LAAChID 333: my bad
NoGodHere: civil war
EX christian: tragic comedy
EX christian: and one more.....before I go. ROLLING STOP-

Science N Action: Q: Why does Dan Quayle want to become president?
Science N Action: A: To put the "E" back into NATO
EDennis526: if only you could fire syllables from an M-16
ThroughNothing: "of convicted rapists, 5% admitted to reading pornography, 95%
admitted to reading the bible"

Aurorarecords: Have you checked out the "speak out" on that statue of the falling woman?
Lots of abso-friggin'-lutely insane people here on AOL. And in our country.
Aurorarecords: In any case, it basically says "hey, i remember seeing a piece of art with a
guy... nearly naked.... blood oozing from hands, blood on forehead from thorns piercing
scalp.... in total pain and suffering, emaciated. Seen it recreated tens of thousands of times
in tens of thousands of mediums. Yeah..what was that guy's name? Never seen THAT one
covered up."
NoGodHere: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, that is just too fucking true
NoGodHere: outstanding... Mind if I quote that? I'd love to throw that on my site
Aurorarecords: surely. And please embellish on it, in your own words of course.
NoGodHere: oh hell I was gonna quote "aurorarecords" saying it
NoGodHere: cant take credit for shit that good that I didn't think of... hehehehe
Aurorarecords: no... you can quote me.
Aurorarecords: But after the quote.... you should extrapolate on the idea. I'm sure you could
put it in better words. I PROSTRATE myself at the sheer majesty of your ranting. :-)
NoGodHere: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I don't think I've ever managed to use 'prostrate" nor
"extrapolate" in a conversation, much less in one breath. I think what you mean is adding
"You KKKristian cumbubbles" to the end of it would make it a tad more shocking

Jeebus Chrystler: Christard
Hsapien477: Man,HoodedDragon you are touchier than a Vatican summer camp.........
VenomousLoathing: hs got a case of the red ass?
Hsapien477: HoodedDragon<~~~~~~~proof there is NO lifeguard at the genepool.
VenomousLoathing: oooooooooooooooooooooooh, fuck
ANNIEAPPLE: Hs LOL
VenomousLoathing: touchier than Vatican summer camp
VenomousLoathing: I gotta write that shit down

Lissing Minx: I have some good sick jokes, but they're visual
NoGodHere: lissing pix of falwell nekkid?
Lissing Minx: rofl NoG
G52649: I got one, I got one. Two people dressed in burkas in a village square. One says to
the other: I would LOVE to live in the West..
G52649: being a transvestite here is just so MEANINGLESS
G52649: Gris, oh but the THINGS one can do in a wheelchair, makes me shiver..teehee..
Yashona Akai: Geo; hahaha
Patient Griselda: G, actually I'm quadriplegic
Yashona Akai: Geo; without tipping over?
NoGodHere: Keith Richards in a wheelchair.... Rolling Stoned?
NoGodHere: I just made that up... I have got to be so drunk
G52649: Chris, ahahaha.
G52649: Doc, I'm on Stolyethanol..it's potato based..good for the environment, and it
warms the cockles of my heart.
NoGodHere: HAHAHAHAHA "cockles" I always loved that word
Dr Mnemo: Where the hell ARE the cockles located anyway?
NoGodHere: cockles n. The tiny penises possessed by televangelists and dictators"
Lissing Minx: hmm, cockles of my heart...
Amphiboleur: ROFL
G52649: Chris, me too..although I've always wondered what heart cockles were; however
it sounds so quirky, you just gotta love it.
Lissing Minx: too strange for me
NoGodHere: G amen
NoGodHere: how about "Cockles that warm your heart"? could be a new trend

NoGodHere: I should start using "Mental Impotence"
Patient Griselda: verbal incontinence: diarrhea of the mouth
Patient Griselda: intellectual incontinence: diarrhea of the brain
EvilPenguinShan: suburbia-the place where they cut down trees and name streets after
them
OnryAnRkst: Yeah . . . like the time I was arrested in Mississippi . .
NoGodHere: oooooh, Sissimippi
OnryAnRkst: Accused of smuggling books in.
NoGodHere: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Reecie99: LOL Onry
OnryAnRkst: I got off on a technicality -- the prosecutor couldn't prove they were books.
NoGodHere: BWAHAHAHAHA
NoGodHere: Oh, I'm fucking gonna plagiarize the hell out of that one, man

NoGodHere: I'm putting a few more on tomorrow
NoGodHere: on the "Jokes" page
Icie Hot: want a short joke/story to put on (i don't think i saw it on there)?
NoGodHere: Hell yeah
Icie Hot: just a minute, this one will take me a little bit to type
Icie Hot: one day at a church-run school, a nun was conducting class. she asked the group
of students what part of the body goes to heaven first. three hands went up, including the
hand of a rather obnoxious little boy. the nun tried to disregard him and called on one of
the girls. the girl said, "the heart, because that's what u love with." the nun answered "very
good," and then called on the next student. "the mind," she said, "because that's what u think
with." again the nun answered, "very good," and then she noticed the obnoxious boy in the
back of the room, hopping in his desk w/ anxiety to share his answer, so she called on him.
"the feet!" he said. confused by his answer the nun said, "why the feet?" his reply was, "I
walked passed my parents bedroom last night and i saw my dad on top of my mom and my
mom had her feet in the air screaming 'god, I'm coming, I'm coming'!"
Icie Hot: if u see someone in-person, I know another one
Icie Hot: why do choir boys always have parts in the middle of their hair?
NoGodHere: why?
Icie Hot: (hold your hands down by your hips, pointing your fingers together and making a
pulling motion) "don't tell anyone...

"LucretiaMyRflctn: thank you for calling the post psychoanalysis hotline... if you are calling
for someone you know press 1
LucretiaMyRflctn: if you are codependent have someone press 2 for you
Mistress Valiumm: Lol
VenomousLoathing: luc HAHAHAHAHAHA
LucretiaMyRflctn: if you are paranoid press nothing, we know where you are and are
coming to help
VenomousLoathing: Oh, that's fucking hilarious
LucretiaMyRflctn: if you procrastinate call back tomorrow and press 3
Ciberpuppi: If you are obsessive-compulsive, please hit "5" over and over and over again
LucretiaMyRflctn: if you are obsessive compulsive press 4 repeatedly
LucretiaMyRflctn: damnit ciber
Ciberpuppi: luc beatcha
LucretiaMyRflctn: if you hear voices, let them tell you which button to press
VenomousLoathing: I'm putting that shit on the website!

LaLaLaaLaaLa: You know what's wrong with Baptists?
LaLaLaaLaaLa: They didn't hold them under long enough
VenomousLoathing: <~~writing that shit down hehehehe

(About why fundies breed in such large numbers...)
VenomousLoathing: 60 IQ is just dumb enough to believe in jesus, and just smart enough to
know where the dick goes
VenomousLoathing: Fossil Record? That's who Anna Nichole Smith has been fucking for the
last few years, right?
Shaddam Corrino: God killed his son, who is him, to save them from him, except not most
of them. Meanwhile, he was sending messages through this magic ghost, who was also him.
Breathing Moon: Vaya con toddos. In Todd we trust, etc etc... it's all interchangeable.
CW SSB: god, I love this room, er, I mean 'I love this room'.
Shaddam Corrino: Hmm... looking at it that way doesn't help either
VenomousLoathing: shad HAHAHAHAHAHA fuck, I gotta write that down

Bangkok nun: CHRISTIANS- Cant Handle Reality Issues So They Invent A Nonsensical
Scenario
Roxen: CHRISTIANS = Cretins Happily Reading Inconsistent Silly Tales Involving A.
Nonexistent Savior.
Shaddam Corrino: Guck, I like to abbreviate that as Neanderfalwell
GuckFod: merri I'm NoGodHere, Sakrilege, VenomousLoathing, etc etc
GuckFod: shad OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Krichards Liver: yeap, that's about right
GuckFod: fuck, I gotta write that down... neanderfalwell hehehehe