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Cartoons |
Dubya Bush Cartoons |
Misc Heathen Cartoons |
And of course, how could you not have a section dedicated to the un-fucking-believable amount of stupidity it takes to erect a Jesus Statue, 62 fucking feet high, with a metal frame, and built of styrofoam. That's bad enough in and of itself, but add the fact that it's an eyesore, a fucking monstrosity which has been labeled as "Big Butter Jesus" because when lit up at night it looks like it's made of butter, and Touchdown Jesus, for obvious fucking reasons. Then add in the fact that they didn't put a lightning rod on or near it, because, well it's Jesus, so there's no way you'd ever need a lightning rod, right??? And then the cherry on top... God, or Zeus, hits it with a lightning bolt and it burns to the fucking ground! |
Touchdown Jesus |
The Jebus, the Jebus, the Jebus is on fire! We don't need no water, let the mother fucker burn! Burn, mother fucker, burn! |
The post-fire, blackened bones of Jesus. Buttery on the outside, crispy on the inside. |
And for those of you under 40 who never heard the above phrase shouted out in a club before, a little musical history, for perspective's sake. |