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God On Women |
"When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion." ..........Robert M. Pirsig |
"But if the thing is true, that the tokens of virginity were not found in the young woman, then you shall bring out the young woman to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her to death with stones..." ..........Deuteronomy 22:20 Daddy's little girl had better tow the line. "Behold the day of the Lord is coming, when the spoil taken from you will be divided in the midst of you. For I will gather the nations against Jerusalem to battle, and the city shall be taken and the houses plundered and the women ravished..." ..........Zachariah 14:1 Lots and lots of ravishing going on in the old days. "...they have rejected the word of the Lord, and what wisdom is in them? Therefore I will give their wives to others..." ..........Jeremiah 8:9 God's a pimp? "...I will take your wives before your eyes and give them to your neighbor, and he shall lie with your wives in the light of this sun." ..........2 Samuel 12:11 Bro's before ho's, baby! "I will greatly multiply your pain in childbearing; in pain you shall bring forth children, yet your desire will be for your husband." ..........Genesis 3:16 Kentucky, Georgia, Mississippi, and Alabama are leading the charge to outlaw narcotics for the mother during deliveries. The father may have all he wants. "Thus a married woman is bound by law to her husband as long as he lives..." ..........Romans 7:2 So Christian women can't ask for alimony? "For the wife does not rule over her own body, but the husband does..." ..........1 Corinthians 7:4 <SMACK!> Who's your daddy? <SMACK!> What's my name? "Likewise, you wives, be submissive to your husbands..." ..........1 Peter 3:1 Fetch. Sit. Heel. Gooooooood girl. Yeah, you're a good girl, aren't ya? Yes you are. "For man was not made from woman, but woman from man. Neither was man created for woman but woman for man." ..........1 Corinthians, 11:8 Your ass is gonna mind. "As in all the churches of the saints, the women should keep silence in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be subordinate, as even the law says. If there is anything they desire to know, let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church." ..........1 Corinthians 14:34 Have you seen all those female preachers on TV? Exactly which fucking bible are they thumping on? "Wives, be subject to your husbands, as to the Lord." ..........Ephesians 5:22 Your man is your god. Your ass IS gonna mind. "Let a woman learn in silence with all submissiveness. I permit no woman to teach or have authority over men; she is to keep silent. For Adam was formed first, then Eve; and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor." ..........Timothy 2:11 And Sarah Palin was running for Vice President in the REPUBLICAN party? "It is well for a man not to touch a woman." ..........1 Corinthians 7:1 But of the boys of the alter thou mayest touch. "And David took more concubines and wives from Jerusalem..." ..........2 Samuel 5:13 And Christians think the Mormons are all fucked up? "...the Lord has trodden as in a wine press the virgin daughter of Judah." ..........Lamentations And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean. And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even. And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean. ..........Leviticus 15:19-24 All those godless men with Red Wings are going to hell |