The War On Faith - BQ - God On Testicles

"When men fight with one another, and the wife of one draws near to rescue her husband
from the hand of him who is beating him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the
private parts, then you shall cut off her hand; your eye shall have no pity."
..........Deuteronomy 25:11
This is why there are almost no female musicians in country music history.

"Behold, I am against you, says the Lord of hosts, and will lift up your skirts over your face;
and I will let nations look on your nakedness and kingdoms on your shame."
..........Nahum 3:5

"David arose and went, along with his men, and killed two hundred of the Philistines; and
David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might
become the king's son-in-law."
..........1 Samuel 18:27
Lorena Bobbit's great great great great grandfather.

"He whose testicles are crushed or whose male member is cut off shall not enter the
assembly of the Lord."
..........Deuteronomy 23:1
Good thing they sewed John's pecker back on so that he can go to church after he gets off
from filming his porn movies.

"Circumcision indeed is of value if you obey the law; but if you break the law, your
circumcision becomes uncircumcision. So, if a man who is uncircumcised keeps the
precepts of the law, will not his uncircumcision be regarded as circumcision?"
..........Romans 2:25
God does not put up with law breaking dick heads.

"...she (Linda Lovelace) played the harlot in the land of Egypt and doted upon her paramours
there, whose members were like those of asses and whose issue was like that of horses.
(Johnny Holmes)"
..........Ezekiel 23:19
And, verily did she thenceforth walketh with huge bowleggedness.

"...so when he went into his brother's wife he spilled the semen on the ground...And what he
did (spilling his semen) was displeasing in the sight of the Lord and He slew him also."
..........Genesis 38:9
Use a towel, you nasty bastard, or God will fuckin' end you!

"Circumcise yourselves to the Lord, remove the foreskin of your hearts..."
..........Jeremiah 4:4
For people who are dick heads deep down inside.

"Bless, O Lord, his substance, and accept the work of his hands; crush the loins of his
adversaries..."
..........Deuteronomy 33:11
Kick 'em in the balls, by God.