The War On Faith - BQ

"Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known
man by lying with him. But all the young girls who have not known man by lying with him,
keep alive for yourselves."
..........Numbers 31:17 (Moses)
After murdering a young girl's entire family before her eyes, you may kidnap her and add her
to your concubines. Murder, kidnapping, and rape. The loving God.

" . . . and the people lamented because the Lord had smitten many of the people with a great
slaughter."
..........I Samuel 6:19
Jesus loves you.

"The men of Judah carried away very much booty. And they smote all the cities round about
Gerar, for the fear of the lord was upon them. They plundered all the cities, for there was
much plunder in them. And they smote the tents of those who had cattle, and carried away
sheep in abundance and camels. Then they returned to Jerusalem."
..........2 Chronicles 14:13
Then Clinton had them sit down at a table in the White House and draw up plans to return
some of it to the PLO.

"The men of Judah captured another ten thousand (men) alive and took them to the top of the
rock and threw them down from the top of the rock; and they were all dashed to pieces."
..........2 Chronicles 25:12

"Happy shall he be who takes your little ones and dashes them against the rock!"
..........Psalms 137:9
Jesus loves the little children. All the little children of the world. Red or yellow, black or white,
they are precious in his sight. Jesus loves the little children of the world.

"But God will shatter the heads of his enemies..."
..........Psalms 68:21

"Samar'ia shall bear her guilt, because she has rebelled against her God; they shall fall by the
sword, their little ones shall be dashed in pieces, and their pregnant women ripped open."
..........Hosea 13:16
All members of the anti-abortion movement had pages such as these torn from their bibles by
Randall Terry.

"The Lord raised up for them a deliverer, Ehud...And Ehud said, 'I have a message from God
for you.' And he rose from his seat. And Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from
his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly; and the hilt also went in after the blade, and the
fat closed over the blade, for he did not draw the sword out of his belly; and the dirt came
out."
..........Judges 3:15, 3:20

"Slay and utterly destroy after them, says the Lord, and do all that I have commanded you."
..........Jeremiah 50:21
Turn the other cheek.

"For I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children
unto the third and fourth generation."
..........Exodus 20:5

"Then they (the Israelites) utterly destroyed all in the city, both men and women, young and
old, sheep and asses, with the edge of the sword."
..........Joshua 6:21

"And the Lord our God gave him over to us; and we defeated him and his sons and all his
people. And we captured all his cities at that time and utterly destroyed every city, men,
women and children; we left none remaining..."
..........Deuteronomy 2:33

"...Men'ahem sacked Tappuah and all who were in it and its territory from Tirzah on; because
they did not open it to him, therefore he sacked it, and ripped up all the women in it who
were with child."
..........2 Kings 15:16
So, obviously, it only pisses God off if a Christian has an abortion, doing them on other people
is fuckin' cool with the Big Guy In The Sky...

"But Ama'sa did not observe the sword which was in Jo'ab's hand, so Jo'ab struck him with it
in the body, and shed his bowels to the ground..."
..........2 Samuel 20:10

"Saul has slain his thousands and David his ten thousands."
..........1 Samuel 21:11

"(Elisha) went up from there to Bethal; and while he was going up on the way, some small
boys came out of the city and jeered at him, saying, 'Go up, you baldhead! Go up you
baldhead!' And he turned around, and when he saw them, he cursed them in the name of the
Lord. And two she-bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the boys."
..........2 Kings 2:23
Like they always say, spare the bear, spoil the child. This is pretty cool, because the next time
that annoying, smart-ass, neighbor kid talks smack to you, you can sick your dogs on him.

"..the Lord will smite with a scab the heads of the daughters of Zion, and the Lord will lay
bare their secret parts."
..........Isaiah 3:17
God likes naughty girls to be nekkid.

"Behold the day of the Lord comes, cruel, with wrath and fierce anger...Whoever is found will
be thrust through and whoever is caught will fall by the sword. Their infants will be dashed
in pieces before their eyes, their houses will be plundered and their wives ravished."
..........Isaiah 13:9, 13:15
"You have heard it said love they neighbor and hate thy enemy, but I say unto you love thy
enemy and pray for those who persecute you." Jesus - What do you want to bet that Jesus and
his daddy didn't get along all that well?

"I will strew your flesh upon the mountains, and fill the valleys with your carcass. I will
drench the land even to the mountains with your flowing blood..."
..........Ezekiel 32:5
Found on a Jonestown t-shirt.

"Therefore fathers shall eat their sons in the midst of you and sons shall eat their fathers...I
will send famine and wild beasts against you and they shall rob you of your children;
pestilence and blood shall pass through you; and I will bring a sword upon you. I, the Lord,
have spoken."
..........Ezekiel 5:10, 5:17

"I will fall upon them like a bear robbed of her cubs, I will tear open their breast, and there I
will devour them like a lion, as a wild beast would rend them."
..........Hosea 13:8

"And I will fill your mountains with the slain; on your hills and in your valleys and in all your
ravines those slain with the sword shall fall...Then you shall know that I am the Lord."
..........Ezekiel 35:8

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed and spread dung upon your faces..."
..........Malachi 2:3
It's hard to get it up when you're shitfaced.

"...I make weal and create woe, I am the Lord, who do all these things."
..........Isaiah 45:7
Kellogg's Weal Meal. What all good Christians have as part of a nutritious breakfast.

"'Pass through the city after him, and smite; your eye shall not spare and you shall show no
pity; slay old men outright, young men and maidens, little children and women...'"
..........Ezekiel 9:5
But don't say "fuck" or "God damn" or else you're going to hell, you lousy, no good sinner.

And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the
LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
..........Jeremiah 13:14
How many times have you heard God called merciful?

Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay
both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.
..........1 Samuel 15:3

And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy
seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his
God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a
lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is broken-footed, or
broken-handed, Or crookbacked, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy,
or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the
priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he
shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. He shall eat the bread of his God, both of
the most holy, and of the holy. Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the
altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the LORD do
sanctify them.
..........Leviticus 21:16-23
Christianity is just so inclusive.